HOT IRON GOSSIP
I am just back from my round the world
trip and the ED phones me wanting a few words.
So I gave him some.
And then I unpacked my suitcase
Anyway I just caught up with the NFL Europe Gossip.
Barcelona are gone ( my favourite shirts) and we now have their
coach ( Anyone check his palm for a black spot).
So now we have another German team. I thought the
plan was to conquer Europe, not to retreat into Germany ( AKA Little
America).
The Claymores are ten years old and like any ten
year old, just wont do what you want them to do – but we wont
be negative despite four losses.
May I suggest that if the Claymores and Amsterdam
are still in NFL Europe next year that we hold the training camp
in Scotland.
I feel that training up these highly toned athletes
in Florida does not give their bodies the chance to acclimatise
to the European weather.
Anyway lets look forward to the next game and to
celebrate, I wrote a little ditty.
CLAYMORES BLUES “( ADD YOUR OWN MUSIC)
Woke up this morning, clouds are in the sky
Went out to practise, teardrop in my eye.
The pitch is all muddy,
The crowd they all boo.
I got the “I don’t play for a German
Team Blues”.
I’ve seen the film Braveheart,
I’ve been to the Castle.
I’ve eaten a Haggis,
Whislt it was still alive.
I’ve worn a kilt and sporran,
Like true Scotsmen do.
But I’ve got the “I don’t play
for a German Team Blues”.
We’ve been playing like Tumshies,
Next game we’ll do better.
For now we’ll just pray,
It does not get wetter.
Will we make any points
We don’t have a clue
I have got the NEXT YEAR I’LL PLAY FOR A GERMAN TEAM BLUES.
Disclaimer from the ED
THIS PAGE HAS GOT NOWT TO DO WITH ME.
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